i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
this is the most unhelpful post ever
do i look like a fucking faq to you
is it a slur to ask questions frequently
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
this is the most unhelpful post ever
do i look like a fucking faq to you
is it a slur to ask questions frequently
(via officialkendallroy)
Oh my god Wisconsin’s governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads “through the 2023-2425 school year”. He’s allowed to do this lol
Coastal Dems: now we can’t go too far now haha, we can’t. We’ve got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you’re mean to us
Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:
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“honeymoon phase” i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
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please my fandom, it’s very sick, it needs media literacy, please
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I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -
Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.
Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post
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sometimes blocking someone isn’t personal. sometimes blocking someone is so personal that you’re cain, they’re abel, and the block button is a rock
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“Vegan Leather”
Plastic. just say plastic.
How dare you leave this in the notes
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